Great news! Highly efficient indoor pot growers (like you?) can yield a fresh batch of fully matured buds every three weeks by separating vegetative and flowering plants and setting up a perpetual harvest. Your precious indoor cannabis will also be protected from heavy rains, wilting heat, violent windstorms and other destructive acts of nature. Plus, since you will create and maintain the entire environment in which your clandestine crop grows, with time and patience—not to mention trial and error—you can eventually dial in everything your indoor garden needs to flourish, including ample light, water and nutrients, fresh air of the optimal temperature and humidity, a proper growing medium and, above all, enough TLC to produce the abundant THC (and other cannabinoids) that will make your homegrown harvest the envy of every stoner you meet.
Just don’t tell them you grew it at home! Information about your secret garden exists on a need-to-know basis, and pretty much nobody needs to know unless they share the risk. Never forget: One of the major downsides to growing pot indoors is that, unless you’re a licensed medical-marijuana provider, you are now living in an active crime scene. Check out “Staying Safe Inside” on page 108 for an in-depth look at how to keep your operation safe from law enforcement, thieves, landlords and nosy neighbors. It starts with keeping your big mouth shut, no matter how proud you are of the latest batch of sweet and sticky Sour Diesel that’s currently drying in your closet.
Meanwhile, what are the other potential downsides of indoor cultivation? For starters, you’ve got to go out and get a bunch of stuff that outdoor growers get for free, like lights, bulbs and ballasts to replace the sun; fans and filters to replace fresh air; and enough plastic siding to seal off your artificial environment. You’ve also got to figure out how to safely supply the electricity required to run your energy-intensive lights, fans and filters. By the way: Always follow the manufacturer’s instructions and safety procedures, and neversteal electricity from the power company, which is both unsafe and a common way to get caught. Responsible indoor growers keep themselves and their neighbors safe!
The total upfront costs of setting up your growroom will depend on the size of your operation and your specific needs. If you want to grow head stash in a closet and know how to stretch a dollar when it comes to do-it-yourself projects, you can invest a few hundred dollars and yield enough to keep you and your best buds stoned in perpetuity. For a good idea of how to construct a slightly larger but still barebones indoor garden, check out The $1,000 Growroom” at (only registered users can se the link, login or register)
Of course, all that stuff’s necessary only if you decide to go through with it. Indoor marijuana cultivation is a serious undertaking, requiring extensive planning and sustained commitment. If you don’t have a safe place to grow, the knowledge to succeed, and the attention span to stay focused on your plants and their needs—well, then the best decision you’ll ever make as a grower is not to plant. For the rest of us, there’s no more important “product” to acquire than accurate, reliable information. This beginner’s guide should provide you with a solid overview of what’s involved in a successful indoor marijuana-growing operation, but that’s only a start. Check out (only registered users can se the link, login or register)for more information, or consult Jorge Cervantes’s excellent books and Ultimate GrowDVD’s.
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!
No decision will impact your indoor garden more than where you plant. Every possibility you consider will have its advantages and disadvantages, and these will affect what kind of growroom you build, how many plants you can grow, how much they will yield, and whether or not you get caught. Plan out your entire grow cycle in advance—vegetative growth, flowering, harvest, drying and curing—to make sure you’ve got enough space to do things right. After all, you’re going to be making a sizable financial investment, putting in hours of labor and taking a legal risk, so you’d better plan carefully to ensure that the sweet, skunky reward at the end of the grow rainbow will make it all worthwhile.
All things being equal, there’s no better place to grow than the basement. Sounds, smells and light can all be easily concealed within a basement. Staying “underground” will also help you keep the temperature and